Murk will teach you how to be horrible. But in like, an empowering kind of way, that de-rails in to all sorts of tagental thoughts about the shifting morality of man in the urban age. And maybe what kind of cheese is good on crackers.
Be awesome. The right way.
How to identify some archetypes of the internet! Prepare to feel bad about yourself!
Make yourself better! The hard way!
Learn the dos and don'ts of your art arsenal
Defeat a crush in LOVE BATTLE!
Title says it all, really.
Because you asked for it.
Be funny! On the internet!
Hey kids, do you wanna learn how to enhance your deviantArt experience by being eternally subscribed and getting all sorts of secret perks?
How to quit deviantArt. Simple.
How to lose the respect of all the other people on deviantArt, and prove that they've got better things to do than keep watching you.
Well, it seems my poor internet friends can't get women; so it falls to me, the manly stud that I am, to fill them in on the basics.
Solve all the worlds problems...with a fork!
WOW is for weenies. Play dA.
Sensible advice from someone who got well known enough to merit writing this column.
Its The Thousand Murk March once again; now going strongly into its third year here at deviantArt.